1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金錢非萬能, 信用卡猶在.
2.One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃.
3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡.
4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 愛你的鄰居, 不過不要被"抓包".
5.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人.
6.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每個人都應該結婚, 畢竟, 快樂並不是生命的全部.
7.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人不會去結婚, 而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了.
8.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚.
9.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 要是今天就能想好藉口, 就不要等明天交不了差時再來想.
10.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就像照片顯影, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養.
11.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 車子後座的小孩會導致意外, 車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩.
12."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未來取決於你的夢想", 所以趕快去睡覺吧.
13.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天.
14.God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends. 上天決定了誰是你的親戚, 好在我們可以自己選擇朋友.
15.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網, 它阻止你冒然行動, 但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看.
16.The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 書唸的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘記的越多, 忘記的越多, 知道的越少, 那麼又何必唸書呢?!
Wish 希望 Awakened this dying season such a beauty to behold 喚醒這個即將朽亡的季節 良辰美景讓人如此沉醉 Oh autumn hath arrived a tragedy painted dead 啊 秋天已經來臨 一場悲劇 被描繪成死亡的顏色 Fallen am I without thee I am lost 我已崩潰 失去你的我迷惘無助 In a region of doleful shades I am withering away 在哀傷的幽影之國 我漸漸枯萎 I dwell in the shadows of life 我寄居在生命的陰影下 A dismal state of mind I!m in pain 飽受痛苦煎熬 Oh sun I hate thy beams 啊 太陽 我憎恨你的光芒 Leave me here to sleep and dream 請將我滯留在沉睡和夢境中
In the midst of falling leaves 在這凋零飄落的枯葉中 In a garden of endless grief 在這悲傷永無止境的花園中 I yearn for thee my precious one 我的至愛我渴望著你 Beneath a pale grey sky I dream of your embrace 在灰白的蒼穹下夢迴你的懷抱 How I wish I had you near in this oh so dolorous life 我多麼希望在這悲傷的生命中有你作伴 Where dreams turn to dust I have lost all my hope 在這夢想灰飛煙滅的生命裡我竭盡所有希望 Of lasting pain and unpresent bliss 在這痛苦永恆 幸福無望的生命裡 This soul of mine I welcome thee 我那痛苦的靈魂向你敞開懷抱 Eternal sleep 永恆的睡眠
Silent advent of white death 蒼白死神靜無聲息的降臨 I feel so cold 我感到冰涼刺骨 Silent advent of white death 蒼白死神靜無聲息的降臨 I feel so cold 我感到冰涼刺骨 Crystallized tears falling still 水晶般的眼淚依然垂流不止 Oh autumn hath died 啊 秋天已經消亡 Enshrouded am I in thy mist of endless gloom 無盡的陰鬱如同濃霧將我籠罩 Enthralled am I by thy beauty 你的美麗讓我興奮不已 How I wish how I wish 我多麼希望 我多麼希望
In the midst of falling snow 在這輕盈飄落的白雪中 In a garden of endless grief 在這悲傷永無止境的花園中 My forlorn soul of misery 我那被放逐的痛苦靈魂 Where peace and rest can never dwell 在這安詳和寧靜蕩然無存的地方 Hope never comes 希望永不眷顧 I see no point in going on 繼續前行也毫無意義 Still I dream but now I know 雖然我仍在夢想 但現在我明白 I dream a lie so I close my eyes and I sigh 我的夢想是一個謊言 於是我合閉雙眼並哀嘆 A life of shattered dreams I can no longer bear 這充滿了破碎夢想的生命讓我無法忍受 I enter thee eternal sleep 我踏入你那永恆的睡眠